OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY
ROXY’S POWER
IS STEALING THE NOTHINGNESS FROM NOTHING
THAT’S THE FUCKING BEST THING I’VE HEARD ALL GODDAMN DAY
IMAGINE YOU HAD NO MONEY
STEAL THE EMPTINESS FROM YOUR WALLET AND GO BUY LIKE 19 FROZEN PIZZAS




OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY
ROXY’S POWER
IS STEALING THE NOTHINGNESS FROM NOTHING
THAT’S THE FUCKING BEST THING I’VE HEARD ALL GODDAMN DAY
IMAGINE YOU HAD NO MONEY
STEAL THE EMPTINESS FROM YOUR WALLET AND GO BUY LIKE 19 FROZEN PIZZAS
High Res just in case tumblr is a resize butt
Dog tier Jade
Wanna do all the god tier kids first,and then genderbend them next.Lets see how far i can go to actually do it.
HELLO MA’AM HAVE YOU HEARD OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR HER IMPERIAL CONDESCENSION ?
PLEASE, IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME.
reminder that jade is actually super sweet even when under control by the condesce
and also that andrew hussie sometimes has really good messages in homestuck that are targeted at the readers who need to hear something like that the most
(Source: sylphoftime)
Atta girl.
happy fathers day to the raddest mob daddy around

Just a reminder that Aradia has a canon voice.
i dont mean to be a downer, but as stated by fwugradiation (makes music for homestuck) aradia’s voice in temporal shenanigans isn’t really “canon”, all of the homestuck voices are open to interpretation! if someone believes aradia’s voice sounds as it does in temporal shenanigans then that’s fine, but if they don’t thats ok too!
my favorite thing tho is when john’s dad comes home and its just like
what the hell happened to my house