prussiastuck:

OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY

ROXY’S POWER

IS STEALING THE NOTHINGNESS FROM NOTHING 

THAT’S THE FUCKING BEST THING I’VE HEARD ALL GODDAMN DAY

IMAGINE YOU HAD NO MONEY

STEAL THE EMPTINESS FROM YOUR WALLET AND GO BUY LIKE 19 FROZEN PIZZAS

jizzybro:

High Res just in case tumblr is a resize butt
Dog tier Jade
Wanna do all the god tier kids first,and then genderbend them next.Lets see how far i can go to actually do it.

jizzybro:

High Res just in case tumblr is a resize butt

Dog tier Jade

Wanna do all the god tier kids first,and then genderbend them next.Lets see how far i can go to actually do it.

the-time-of-knight:

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HELLO MA’AM HAVE YOU HEARD OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR HER IMPERIAL CONDESCENSION ?image

PLEASE, IT WILL ONLY TAKE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME. 

bitterassfandom:

reminder that jade is actually super sweet even when under control by the condesce

and also that andrew hussie sometimes has really good messages in homestuck that are targeted at the readers who need to hear something like that the most

(lmao)
—Roxy Lalonde when captured by a superpowerful being controlled by the woman who killed almost everyone on her planet (via marinamedusa)

(Source: sylphoftime)

ectobonerologist:

Atta girl.

happy fathers day to the raddest mob daddy around

Artist: Aradia Megido
Track: Temporal Shenanigans

aradiamegido:

strong-zahhak:

Just a reminder that Aradia has a canon voice.

i dont mean to be a downer, but as stated by fwugradiation (makes music for homestuck) aradia’s voice in temporal shenanigans isn’t really “canon”, all of the homestuck voices are open to interpretation! if someone believes aradia’s voice sounds as it does in temporal shenanigans then that’s fine, but if they don’t thats ok too! 

like-lucy-in-the-sky:

my favorite thing tho is when john’s dad comes home and its just like

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what the hell happened to my house

lizardbreaths:

woe is us, together

lizardbreaths:

woe is us, together

lalatula:

let me tell you about our lord and savior her imperious condescension

lalatula:

let me tell you about our lord and savior her imperious condescension